I was a good boy

I bought a reading light for my bed. It was a fluorescent. In small print in the instructions was a warning that if the bulb had a symbol Hg, the bulb contained mercury and need special disposal.

Wait a minute! Mercury is a toxic poison. If I break the bulb in my house I might as well call hazmat because mercury is a liquid that can get into rugs and in the cracks of wood floors. Just how is this better for the environment.

Office Slogans That Inspire

• Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

• Never quit until you have another job. [wise words]

• Work harder slaves!

• The beatings will continue until morale improves.

• If you can read this, you're not working!

• Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

• Go the extra mile...it makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker. [roflmao - so true]

• Pride, commitment, teamwork - words we use to get you to work for free.
• Succeed in spite of management. [wise words]

• Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore.

• There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.

- Bill Stebbins uga2009Sep11